I love liberals, but I hate hippies. Some people don't see the difference, but there is a distinct separation between them. Here are some of the reasons I feel the way I do.
Hippies will show up to an Earth Day function in a fossil fuel burning vehicle.
Hippies will preach about how organic food is better for the planet, when in fact it uses pesticides to process and fossil fuels to deliver it to the farmer's market.
Hippies like to smoke pot, which unnecessarily uses valuable fresh water to cultivate.
Hippies live in houses made of wood and wipe their asses with toilet paper, yet protest logging.
Hippies protest the G8 summit every year, (yes some are just anarchists) but hippies show up too, and they don't know what they are protesting.
Hippies bash capitalism regularly, but sell hemp bracelets at country fairs.
Hippies believe that native cultures have the answers to all the world's problems, when in fact they are many times just as much the cause of problems as the rest of us.
The reason I hate hippies, is because they are hypocrits. If they stuck to their beliefs and didn't do the exact things or use the things they protest against, I wouldn't hate them so much.
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